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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:11
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Fugiat rerum itaque dolorem rem.
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
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No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why did Obito, a supposed "bad person," do good things for Kakashi?
Then came..
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!